A salesman went to a hotel. He said,"May I have a room, please?"

The person behind the counter said, "There's one more, but it's haunted."

"I'm not afraid of ghosts."

The salesman went up to the room. When he stepped inside the room, he suddenly heard a voice. "BLOODY FINGER, BLOODY FINGER!!!" He cried out in fear when he saw that the door was locked.... sadly, his room was on the 33rd floor, so when he jumped out the window he didn't survive.

The janitor, who was used to this, cleaned up the mess and told the man behind the counter that the man had left.

Later that night, a second salesmanman came. When he stepped into the room he also leaped out the window when the voice called. The janitor did the same as he did minutes before.

Soon, a third salesmanman came in. Just as the first two men did, he took the haunted room. This time, however, when the ghost cried,"BLOODY FINGER, BLOODY FINGER!!!" the man said,"Put a band-aid on it."

The next morning, the janitor exclaimed in a surprised voice, "Wow! You're the first person to live after setting foot in that bedroom!!!"

The man, amused at the janitor's 'foolishness' said,"Oh, really? I just chatted with the ghost and sold him a first-aid kit!"

from Rianne T. - MO (Laffayette County C-1 Middle School)