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SELLERS

Why Miss Laura, I'm delighted to see you. I congratulate you, I congratulate you with all my heart. Three million's plenty, plenty to start with and make a fortune, but it never pours but it rains, [as the proverb says].

(Displays bottle.)

I've found the lacking ingredient.

LAURA

I see you have, old friend.

SELLERS
(Holds up bottle.)

The eye-water's a—hic!—success.

(Points to label on bottle.)

Mulberry Sellers' infallible Oriental optical liniment. Seventy-five cents that size bottle, "Sellers Option".

LAURA

Lafayette, what are you dreaming about?

LAFAYETTE

Well, I was just thinking—

LAURA

But this is no time to be thinking. Be off to the News- paper Row and see if you can't give the correspondents an item or two about the land bill.

SELLERS

Excuse me—hic! I want to go with you. I want to know the newspaper boys, [they're a power in the land, brimful of talent, and simplicity and piousness.] They're chuck full of piousness—ness all the time.

LAFAYETTE
(Aside to LAURA.)

Well, I never saw the old man so before, his eye-water is a trifle too powerful.

SELLERS

Miss Laura, I'll see you later.

(Kisses her hand.)

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